Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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