if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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