Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(410): View more from Maryland

He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.

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(586): View more from Michigan

She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me

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(702): View more from Nevada

they just started filling water ballons with vodka.

(1-702): View more from Nevada

on my way.

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(330): View more from Ohio

You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I could fuck to npr.

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(847): View more from Illinois

it's unicorns you uncultured swine

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