Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
i black out too much to be "responsible"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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