In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize
