Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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