Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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