Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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