So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize