yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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