Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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