Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Randomize
