It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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