my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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