Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Randomize
