We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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