i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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