I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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