RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Randomize
