Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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