I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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