When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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