dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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