omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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