I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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