i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So many bounce houses so little time
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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