remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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