I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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