with your own penis?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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