i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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