If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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