So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
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