she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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