There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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