Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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