That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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