Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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