now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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