I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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