you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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