Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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