White coat. Heels.
how can u be prego again
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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