Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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