When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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