we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
even my farts smell like vagina
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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