redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
This is classic penis vs brain.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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