Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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