So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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