it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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