Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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