The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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