Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I have demons in me.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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