Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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